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She smiled, sat back down, and lifted her beer. “This boy here’s been nervous as a nun in a brothel. And in case he doesn’t tell ya, he’d really rather not go out for dinner but stay indoors—” She winked. “—if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.” I closed my eyes slowly and could feel my face go fifty shades of red.…

“And if you were looking—” I cringed at how ridiculous this was. “—and used dating apps, would you use Tinder? Or maybe Grindr?” I buried my face into the sofa cushion and rolled my eyes and wanted to die. He barked out a laugh. “Are you asking me if I’m gay?” “Yes.” “What was that?” I lifted my face from the cushion and…

“Mr Hughes,” the guest speaker said. I looked up, horrified at being busted. “Somewhere else you’d rather be?” Actually, yes. At Noosa having milkshakes with some pretty cool stranger who picked up my lost dog, who, right this second, is giving him a bone-shaped cookie and taking him on adventures up and down the Sunshine…