Все зааплодировали.... «Pasternak»

Все зааплодировали. Проповедник прижал руки к сердцу:
— Не терпится начать мне, ой, эту нашу встречу, но мне тут пять ми -
нут тому назад ужасно посмешили веселым анекдотом, что не могу его не рас -
сказать!
— аудитория заранее расплылась в улыбке.
— Итак…
— он плавно съехал на гайморитный американский про -
нонс.
— Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth.
He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours discussion,
they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to
go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles
start coming back.
— Who’s there?
— It’s Peter. Jesus opens the door.
— What
did you bring back, Peter?
— Hashish from Morocco.
— Excellent, come in.
—
Who’s there?
— It’s Mark. Jesus opens the door.
— What did you bring back,
Mark?
— Marijuana from India.
— Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there?
— It’s
Matthew. Jesus opens the door.
— What did you bring back, Matthew?
— Co -
caine from Columbia.
— Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there?
— It’s John. Jesus
opens the door.
— What did you bring back, John?
— Ecstasy from Montreal.
— Excellent, come in.
— Who’s there?
— It’s Luke. Jesus opens the door.
—
What did you bring back, Luke?
— Speed from Amsterdam.
— Excellent, come
in.
— Who’s there?
— It’s Judas. Jesus opens the door.
— What did you bring
back, Judas?
— FBI! Everyone against the wall!
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