“I don’t know. I still... «Honestly Ben»

“I don’t know. I still don’t feel like I’m gay,” I said.
“What a thing to say to a guy after sex!”
“No, really.”
“Maybe you’re bi?”
“I feel like I’m more, like, gay-for-Rafe.”
He put his hand on his heart. “Sincerely flattered to be a sexual orientation now. Thank you.”